twoleftfeet 11:48 Sun Jun 3
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Jeremy Corbyn will return the Elgin marbles to Greece when he is elected Prime Minister.
Fuck Brexit, immigration, a nuclear war and Russia this is a game changer for me!
He will be getting my vote.
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Fivetide
11:57 Mon Jun 4
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She is half Romani, half Polish. I think that would probably make her Christian if anything, not Jewish?
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
11:09 Mon Jun 4
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Following Ullman's example, Baddiel's denial of writing the sketch was the first funny thing he's done in 30 years.
He said that since everyone thought he wrote the sketch he'd like to claim a fee, but he'd better not in case it looked like he was conforming to racial stereotyping
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,
10:56 Mon Jun 4
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Baddiel did not write the sketch.
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10:55 Mon Jun 4
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What made you think that Ullman was Jewish?
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DukeofDevo
10:55 Mon Jun 4
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Doesn't matter whether she's Jewish or not, or if she looks and sounds like him it's good satire.
I believe David Baddiel wrote the sketch
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Willtell
10:23 Mon Jun 4
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Would have been funny if Tracy Ullman looked and sounded a bit like Corbyn...
She's Jewish isn't she?
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DukeofDevo
12:34 Mon Jun 4
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Tracey Ullman ripped the piss out of the old twat on her show
https://order-order.com/2018/06/03/corbynistas-triggered-tracey-ullman-sketch/
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Alfie
12:14 Mon Jun 4
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Where does all the broken news go?
The tag lines torn up
The headlines grow - roared
Ragged -
Are shouted red - then under earth go,
By the ad break bled
buried, funeral
Ashen - haggard.
Incinerated
Sky news tickered
Interviewed exclusive
Facts eviscerated.
News important
splashed - profound
Dissipated.
Lost. Breaking.
Found.
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wanstead_hammer
11:46 Sun Jun 3
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Money down the drain.
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David L
11:06 Sun Jun 3
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If Corbyn dies we'll be faced with that utter utter cunt McDonnell
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J.Riddle
10:34 Sun Jun 3
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Corbyn in lost his marbles shocker
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Vexed
10:23 Sun Jun 3
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Regardless of the rights or wrongs of it, if that fucking snidey megacunt Corbyn would send them back, I'm against it. Keep them forever.
I'm tired of this fucking 70s relic and his fucking antics designed to curry favour with fucking idiot millennials, clueless lefty shitbags and other assorted cunts that contribute nothing to society. His words are backed by nothing and i'd happily smash his fucking face in. To be more of a cunt than this current shower of tragically inadequate tories takes some doing. Die soon Jeremy wont you?
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Mike Oxsaw
9:00 Sun Jun 3
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What's Greece's debt to us via the IMF?
Maybe we could come to "some arrangement" over this.
We get to to keep the bloody things and their debt drops (a bit).
Could piss off enough Erns that they finally ditch the EU in an effort to prevent more creditors raping their heritage.
Easy this international statesmanship, innit?
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Mart O
6:54 Sun Jun 3
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Well the argument might be that if they'd been left in that shithole, they'd be dust by now. Those fuckers, who can barely wipe their own arses, should be paying us rent. Cunts.
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Mr Anon
6:34 Sun Jun 3
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Sven Roeder 12:16 Sun Jun 3
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" What is the argument for NOT returning them? "
We haven't finished looking at them yet.
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Vexed
6:13 Sun Jun 3
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I think I'd make Greece buy them back.
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Alfs
6:03 Sun Jun 3
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She's done pretty well at returning legal immigrants though.
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,
5:29 Sun Jun 3
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DaveT, talking about Corbyn returning illegal immigrants back from whence they came begs the obvious question of why should he do what our present PM is not doing and did not action effectively when she was for many years our Home Secretary.
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yngwies Cat
5:16 Sun Jun 3
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Ohhhhh me Elgin's!!
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Pee Wee
2:29 Sun Jun 3
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And so they should be.
They can then turn the big hall in the British museum where they are kept into a bowling alley
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The Cult Of Bob
2:19 Sun Jun 3
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
CORNFLAKES
POLIO
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